Artemis: Dearest Orion I deeply apologize for killing you with my deadly aim. If only I had known it was you and not driftwood in the wate! Apollo is a cruel brother and it will take a few millenia to forgive him. Apollo: My kind and obviously jealous sister, I only did this because you were going to make a mistake. He was a mortal and you deserve someone better than him. If you decide to change your mind about being a virgin goddess... call me.
Are you looking for a place to go and have fun? Why don't you stop by Artemis's Shooting Range. Here at the arena we have tons of obstacles, gyms and archery classes! WARNING! Any person who does not follow the rules, or Artemis simply doesn't like will be shot. Thanks!
One of my best shooters(but not as good as me)!
Artemis: Actaeon, I bet you regret having snuck up on me and my nymphs. Transforming you into a stag was funny but not as much as watching your own dogs hunt you down and enjoy the taste of your carcass. Hades: I know you had a good time but his little carcass pieces are floating around and Cerberus is drowning us with his slobber!
Need to take a break. Are your feet tired because you have been walking for days on end. Stop by Artemis's Horse Express.
Artemis: Zeus, do you remember when I sat on your lap and made six wishes. 1. To be able to live life chaste. 2. To be able to be a lifelong bachelorette and never marry. 3. A bow and arrow like that of Apollo’s. 4. Hunting dogs to assist me as a hunter. 5. Stags to lead my chariot. 6. And 80 virgin nymphs to be my hunting companions. I'm so glad you granted me my wishes! Zeus: I'm glad too, otherwise you would have to be married to Apollo and brother sister relationships do notwork out! TRUST ME!
Trying to think of a stress-free place to have your child? Well, stop by Artemis's Forest Friends Hospital. To find us just send a message through Hermes so I can make you an appointment.
Do you have an annoying person always following you, listening to you, getting in on your conversations? If you do go to our link and type in who you would like me to send my terrible wrath! Go to WRATH please!
Artemis:
Dearest Orion I deeply apologize for killing you with my deadly aim. If only I had known it was you and not driftwood in the wate! Apollo is a cruel brother and it will take a few millenia to forgive him.
Apollo:
My kind and obviously jealous sister, I only did this because you were going to make a mistake. He was a mortal and you deserve someone better than him. If you decide to change your mind about being a virgin goddess... call me.
Artemis:
Actaeon, I bet you regret having snuck up on me and my nymphs. Transforming you into a stag was funny but not as much as watching your own dogs hunt you down and enjoy the taste of your carcass.
Hades:
I know you had a good time but his little carcass pieces are floating around and Cerberus is drowning us with his slobber!
Artemis: Zeus, do you remember when I sat on your lap and made six wishes.
1. To be able to live life chaste.
2. To be able to be a lifelong bachelorette and never marry.
3. A bow and arrow like that of Apollo’s.
4. Hunting dogs to assist me as a hunter.
5. Stags to lead my chariot.
6. And 80 virgin nymphs to be my hunting companions.
I'm so glad you granted me my wishes!
Zeus: I'm glad too, otherwise you would have to be married to Apollo and brother sister relationships do not work out! TRUST ME!